The ex Dean is in jail, the Vice President is in traction and Security is investigating mysterious noises coming from the President's office at night. The characters? Professor Roy McCoy, Chair of Women's Studies; President Bussy who likes to whip her staff into action; Professor Yeh, acting Chair of English with an unusual medical problem; Lia Limon, a visiting Shakespearean expert from Mexico; and Jace Payne, a philosophical security guard investigating the latest scandal.