Crystal Blue Persuasion is a lighthearted yet thought-provoking comedy that uses a high-concept premise to explore the complexities of aging, gender stereotypes, and the enduring power of female friendship.
A theatre would enjoy this play for its:
● Hilarious and Original Premise: The story follows Vivian, a reserved 70-year-old widow who, in a moment of loneliness, takes an experimental "blue pill" left behind by her late husband . She wakes up to the shocking transformation of having grown male anatomy—which she and her quirky friend Edna name "John Henry"—leading to a journey of discovery and a series of comedic misunderstandings .
● Powerhouse Roles for Older Actresses: The play features two standout roles for women in their 70s: Vivian, who must navigate her sudden transformation with a mix of horror and "Zen-like" calm, and Edna, a conspiracy-obsessed, eccentric best friend who provides relentless comedic energy .
● Sharp, Witty Dialogue: The script is packed with clever banter that addresses everything from the "Law and Order" obsession of seniors to the "man-language" of physical altercations and the inequality of haircut prices .
● High Producibility: With only two characters and a minimalist set consisting primarily of a park bench (or two chairs side-by-side), this one-act is exceptionally easy and affordable to stage for any festival or community theater .
● Subtle Thematic Depth: While the play is a farce, it touches on the profound loneliness of widowhood and the desire to reconnect
Keywords: senior, female, comedy, partners, aging, elderly, growing old, laugh out loud, naughty
Workshopped by Quinte Little Theatre, Trenton ON, 2025.
Semifinalist, Make Me Laugh Festival, Maine USA, 2025.
Winner of Fan Favourite, Best Production, Best Performers -- 2026 Yellowhead Region One-Act Festival, Drayton Valley AB
Winner of Fan Favourite, Best Production, Best Direction, Best Performers -- 2026 ADFA Alberta Provincial One-Act Festival
Genre: Comedy, Aburdist/Farce
Acts: 1
Run time: 30 minutes
Content notes: Mature themes are dealt with discretely and respectfully.
Cast size: 2 actors
Female roles: 2
Casting notes: Two senior females. The more proper they are the better.
